Dissonance Work T
The basic black T. Everyone looks good in a black t shirt. Everyone. Yes, you do. You may not like black, but you still look good in it. It seriously pairs with everything.
Jeans? Always. Shorts? Yup. Pink shorts with flamingos? You are badass with a flair for color. Under a jump suit? Evel Knievel would have done it. Would you fight with Johnny Cash about it? I wouldn't recommend it.
Just as much at home at the Clermont Lounge in Atlanta as it would be running from stray dogs with a pocket full of hot dogs in Ardmore, OK. I actually wouldn't recommend trying to go to Ohio at all without one. Skiing on one of North Carolina's famous slopes? Its' all you. Apres diving in the deepest hole in Big Bend, TX? This is for you. Need something to catch pizza droppings at Pizza Movers in Washington, DC? Get one. Disappointed by the bagel you got for breakfast? You'll be dope as hell anyway. Forget to take the trash out and can't go put it on the street with no shirt on? Hey this is a shirt. Need something to cover your own regret and shame after one of those nights? A) Hold your head up B) As long as nobody was hurt there's no shame in your game or having this be the last thing they see as you walk out never to be seen again. Pulled over for going 25 over in the fast lane? Can't say this will get you out of a superspeeder ticket, but it can't hurt. Need something neutral yet awesome to grab a few drinks or have a smoke with a few friends? This is it. No friends to speak of other than that person you took defensive driving with because of the ticket this didn't' get you out of? This shirt is a conversation starter that may make it easier to talk to people in any of the above situations. Or call me, and we'll go get a club sandwich together. Wear the shirt and I won't have to awkwardly look for you, saving both me and you the trouble of making expectant eye contact with strangers. I'll wear mine, and we'll be club sando twins for the day.
But, what it really represents is that there' s this guy in Atlanta that started making stuff that he though was cool. You heard about him and what he does and maybe you thought what he does is kind of cool. Or at least cool enough to want to rep his stuff out in the world. And for that, he is genuinely grateful.
It's a high-quality Champion 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt. It will mock you it will last so long. But don't take any shit off this shirt. It looks cool and all, but its' just a shirt.
The basic black T. Everyone looks good in a black t shirt. Everyone. Yes, you do. You may not like black, but you still look good in it. It seriously pairs with everything.
Jeans? Always. Shorts? Yup. Pink shorts with flamingos? You are badass with a flair for color. Under a jump suit? Evel Knievel would have done it. Would you fight with Johnny Cash about it? I wouldn't recommend it.
Just as much at home at the Clermont Lounge in Atlanta as it would be running from stray dogs with a pocket full of hot dogs in Ardmore, OK. I actually wouldn't recommend trying to go to Ohio at all without one. Skiing on one of North Carolina's famous slopes? Its' all you. Apres diving in the deepest hole in Big Bend, TX? This is for you. Need something to catch pizza droppings at Pizza Movers in Washington, DC? Get one. Disappointed by the bagel you got for breakfast? You'll be dope as hell anyway. Forget to take the trash out and can't go put it on the street with no shirt on? Hey this is a shirt. Need something to cover your own regret and shame after one of those nights? A) Hold your head up B) As long as nobody was hurt there's no shame in your game or having this be the last thing they see as you walk out never to be seen again. Pulled over for going 25 over in the fast lane? Can't say this will get you out of a superspeeder ticket, but it can't hurt. Need something neutral yet awesome to grab a few drinks or have a smoke with a few friends? This is it. No friends to speak of other than that person you took defensive driving with because of the ticket this didn't' get you out of? This shirt is a conversation starter that may make it easier to talk to people in any of the above situations. Or call me, and we'll go get a club sandwich together. Wear the shirt and I won't have to awkwardly look for you, saving both me and you the trouble of making expectant eye contact with strangers. I'll wear mine, and we'll be club sando twins for the day.
But, what it really represents is that there' s this guy in Atlanta that started making stuff that he though was cool. You heard about him and what he does and maybe you thought what he does is kind of cool. Or at least cool enough to want to rep his stuff out in the world. And for that, he is genuinely grateful.
It's a high-quality Champion 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt. It will mock you it will last so long. But don't take any shit off this shirt. It looks cool and all, but its' just a shirt.
The basic black T. Everyone looks good in a black t shirt. Everyone. Yes, you do. You may not like black, but you still look good in it. It seriously pairs with everything.
Jeans? Always. Shorts? Yup. Pink shorts with flamingos? You are badass with a flair for color. Under a jump suit? Evel Knievel would have done it. Would you fight with Johnny Cash about it? I wouldn't recommend it.
Just as much at home at the Clermont Lounge in Atlanta as it would be running from stray dogs with a pocket full of hot dogs in Ardmore, OK. I actually wouldn't recommend trying to go to Ohio at all without one. Skiing on one of North Carolina's famous slopes? Its' all you. Apres diving in the deepest hole in Big Bend, TX? This is for you. Need something to catch pizza droppings at Pizza Movers in Washington, DC? Get one. Disappointed by the bagel you got for breakfast? You'll be dope as hell anyway. Forget to take the trash out and can't go put it on the street with no shirt on? Hey this is a shirt. Need something to cover your own regret and shame after one of those nights? A) Hold your head up B) As long as nobody was hurt there's no shame in your game or having this be the last thing they see as you walk out never to be seen again. Pulled over for going 25 over in the fast lane? Can't say this will get you out of a superspeeder ticket, but it can't hurt. Need something neutral yet awesome to grab a few drinks or have a smoke with a few friends? This is it. No friends to speak of other than that person you took defensive driving with because of the ticket this didn't' get you out of? This shirt is a conversation starter that may make it easier to talk to people in any of the above situations. Or call me, and we'll go get a club sandwich together. Wear the shirt and I won't have to awkwardly look for you, saving both me and you the trouble of making expectant eye contact with strangers. I'll wear mine, and we'll be club sando twins for the day.
But, what it really represents is that there' s this guy in Atlanta that started making stuff that he though was cool. You heard about him and what he does and maybe you thought what he does is kind of cool. Or at least cool enough to want to rep his stuff out in the world. And for that, he is genuinely grateful.
It's a high-quality Champion 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt. It will mock you it will last so long. But don't take any shit off this shirt. It looks cool and all, but its' just a shirt.